One Direction:
You're insecure,
Dad:
No, I am not.
One Direction:
Don't know what for.
Dad:
You don't know how to listen.
One Direction:
You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
Dad:
Okay, thank you.
One Direction:
Don't need make up.
Dad:
I don't want any.
One Direction:
To cover up.
Dad:
I let it shine!
One Direction:
Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
Dad:
I try to stay true to myself.
One Direction:
Everyone else in the room can see it.
Dad:
Is my fly unzipped?
One Direction:
Everyone else but you-ou.
Dad:
It is, isn't it?
One Direction:
Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Dad:
Please don't call me baby.
One Direction:
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad:
I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
One Direction:
And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
Dad:
The floor doesn't make me happy!
One Direction:
You don't know-oh-oh!
Dad:
I don't know what?
One Direction:
You don't know your beautiful!
Dad:
Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
One Direction:
If only you saw what I can see.
Dad:
Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
One Direction:
You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
Dad:
No.
One Direction:
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
Dad:
Believe it then look away.
One Direction:
You don't know-oh-oh.
Dad:
Oh God, not this again.
One Direction:
You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
Dad:
I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
One Direction:
That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad:
No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
One Direction:
So c-come on!
Dad:
No.
One Direction:
You got it wrong.
Dad:
No.
One Direction:
To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
Dad:
Unnecessary.
One Direction:
I don't know why, you're being shy.
Dad:
I don't know why, you're being stupid.
One Direction:
And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
Dad:
We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
~CHORUSx2~
One Direction:
na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad:
ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya
One Direction:
na na na na na na
Dad:
oui oui oui oui oui oui
One Direction:
na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad:
si si si si si si siii si si
One Direction:
na na na na na na
Dad:
Why are we so repetitive?
One Direction (Harry's solo):
Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
Dad:
Do I look like a light bulb?
One Direction:
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad:
Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
One Direction:
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Dad:
Oh my god!
~CHORUS~:
One Direction:
You don't know-ow-ow!
Dad:
Yes I do.
One Direction:
You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad:
YES I do.
One Direction:
You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad:
YES I DO!
One Direction:
That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad:
Never doubt it.
Me:
Oh my God Dad!
Dad:
Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
Dad:
BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?
